Nicole In A Nutshell

January 26, 2009

Crazy people…part deux

Filed under: It's All About Me,Sporty Spice — by Nicole @ 9:54 pm

I know you were all on pins and needles waiting for the outcome of the Yankee ticket drama. If you don’t recall the saga, do yourself a favor and refresh your memory…you won’t regret it. Unfortunately, our original quest to take this litigation to Judge Joe Brown was squashed by a producer who stated ours was a “slam dunk” case that wouldn’t make for good TV. However, I am pleased to report that after a trip to the Bronx Small Claims Court, the “Southern Gentleman and Scholar” has been defeated, as the arbitrator ruled in our favor. What this means is that this mothereffer owes us the money in question, plus costs. No big shocker there. Given the fact that he didn’t bother to show up for court, collecting should prove to be a challenge. In the event that he refuses to pay, we’ll need to hire a marshal to go after his ass, and the cost of said marshal will be SGS’ responsibility as well. If that doesn’t work, y’all might be recruits in a shakedown operation. Details to follow.

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1 Comment »

  1. So long as we can use blunt weapons and do it all while we blare Zepplin’s Communication Break Down, I’m in!

    Comment by Josh — January 28, 2009 @ 10:11 am


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