Nicole In A Nutshell

October 15, 2008

Liveblogging the final debate

Filed under: Issues In The News — by Nicole @ 9:13 pm

Let the games begin…

9:12pm – John McCain is a dick. Stop fucking interrupting, old man. You had your turn.

9:17pm – Good to see that Obama laid out a plan for intelligent, responsible, realistic spending. A freeze is not only unrealistic, but harmful to the Americans McCain keeps calling “friends”.

9:21pm – I think my brain just exploded. “Senator Obama, I am not President Bush. If you wanted to run against President Bush, you should have run in 2004”. Are you fucking kidding me?

9:28pm – Great question about the negative campaigning, Bob Schieffer. Obama’s right in that “Americans don’t care about [the candidates’] hurt feelings”, but I noticed that McCain didn’t address the fact that people at his rallies are screaming “kill him” and “terrorist” and dropping n-bombs left and right. Repudiate this!

9:32pm – Nice. Obama mentioned “kill him”, etc. McCain didn’t repudiate squat. You’re proud of your rally attendees? There’s a big difference between policy protest and death threats, asshole. Wipe that shit-eating grin off your face.

9:40pm – Obama’s answer to the Ayers question in short: “Boo-ya!!!” Ditto re: ACORN. Oh, and did somebody say Charles Keating? No, didn’t think so. It’s a little thing called integrity. Look into it, John.

9:42pm – Sarah Palin is a role model to women and reformers? I think not. Stepford Sarah is, in the words of the brilliant Ms. Betty White, “one crazy bitch”.

10:01pm – Oh no! Sister called from the airport on her way to Paris and I missed a chunk of this fiery debate. I’m pretty sure that nothing was said that’s going to bring me over to the dark side.

10:04pm – This poor bastard “Joe the plumber” has no idea what he has gotten himself into. Wait a second…is he the infamous “Joe Six-Pack” we’ve heard so much about? By jove, I think he might be!

10:09pm – Way to squirrel around the Roe v. Wade question, douche. You want to judge on qualifications, and don’t believe in a litmus test, but you don’t think anyone who believes that Roe was right is qualified? Go fuck yourself. In a very uncomfortable place. Like in the back of a Volkswagen.

10:15pm – Good work by Obama differentiating “pro-abortion” (which doesn’t exist) and pro-choice.

10:25pm – I absolutely LOVE how McC keeps linking Palin and autism. It would be a better point if the link was accurate – her kid has Down’s Syndrome. Try again, crankypants.

10:27pm – “My friends” tally in McCain closing statement: 1. Nice display of restraint in that one minute speech.

10:31pm – Sweet sassy molassey – glad that’s over.

10:32pm – Oh, Cindy. Somebody needs a new stylist. Did you not know that your dress would meld into the color of the carpet, making you look creepily like you were growing out of it?

10:33pm – Michelle, as always looking chic and fabulous, and not like a walking billboard for Botox.

Well kids, that’s that. Would have been better with booze. The moral of the story is this: get your ass out there and vote! It’s the role and right of the responsible American. Make sure you’re registered and know your polling place. If you don’t vote, you’ve got no right to bitch!!!


1 Comment »

  1. Good stuff, Nic! Fuck the McCain-Palin Ticket! Obama for change!

    Comment by Sanjay Ghosh — October 16, 2008 @ 11:46 am

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